分享幽默搞笑歇后语大全
1、邻居门口晒花椒——麻了隔壁
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2、老太太钻被窝——给爷整笑了
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3、小刀扎屁股——开眼了
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4、斑马的脑袋——头头是道
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5、王八卖西瓜——滚的滚,爬的爬
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6、乌龟卷起尾巴——鳖尾曲
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7、厕所打地铺——离死不远了
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8、死王八炖汤——憋一肚子坏水
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9、猪鼻子上插大葱——装相
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10、上坟烧报纸——糊弄鬼呢
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11、裤裆着火——当然了
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12、母牛屁股挂鞭炮——牛逼爆了!
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13、真是小母牛按门铃——牛逼到家了
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14、母牛坐酒缸——最牛逼了
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15、乌龟办走读——憋不住笑了
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16、吴京踩杰伦——精彩绝伦
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17、厕所里跳高——过粪了
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18、真是乌龟办走读——鳖不住校了
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19、老太太钻被窝——给爷整笑了
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21、我看你是28年的龙井——老绿茶了
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22、被窝里晒太阳——窝日
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23、麻雀啄牛屁股——雀食牛逼
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24、寄居螃蟹家——蚌埠住了
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25、高山上滚马桶——臭气远扬
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26、王八找兽医——鳖坏了你
27、滚开的水煮小牛——滚犊子
28、光着屁股推磨——你是转着圈的丢人
29、乌龟吃王八——六亲不认
30、癞蛤蟆跳悬崖——想当蝙蝠侠